Had a customer come ask me about rugs.

“Do you have this one in stock?”

“No, ma’am that’s special order.”

“If you don’t have it here, why the hell would you advertise it?!”

“So you know what you’re buying if you want to order it.”

“That’s stupid. This place makes no sense.”

Oh, okay. That may have been the first time I’ve had someone complain about too many displays…