I had an old coot today who opened a credit card and her limit was $500 and she asked why it was, and I told her it was based on the information she gave to which she was bitching about being a millionaire and not giving her annual income information because she shouldn't have to and she kept going with this ridiculous story and at some point I just wanted to yell at her and tell her bs doesn't work because 1) a millionaire doesn't need a fuckton of credit cards 2) she wouldn't be desperate to ask for [...]
I had a mad customer once. He asked for a card to call the owner. So I handed him a card and he pulled out his phone and called the number. MY ASS started to ring and I picked it up and answered the phone as I looked at him and said Glass Repair Guys complaint department. BHAHAHAHAH he was so mad so so so mad.. BHAHAHA it was so funny about 6 of the guys working at the shop I work at were all laughing at him too.. made my day.