Me: Yes ma’am, what can I do for you?
Customer: I’d like to return this. (puts leaf blower on counter)
M: Hmmm. I don’t think we sell this, hold on. (beeeeeep) Sorry, this isn’t ours.
C: You sure? I got it from here. I know I did.
M: Yeah, it’s not showing up in the system. It’s not even an old product. Plus, I’ve never seen this brand here before.
-spins box around a few times, look all over-
M: Ah, this was ordered from Amazon. (points to SHIPPING LABEL THAT SAYS FROM AMAZON INC)
C: No. I know I got this from here. Maybe it came off the truck like that. I know it’s from Lowe’s.
M: We don’t receive our products from Amazon. I promise you this isn’t ours.
C: -sigh- I know I got it from here. Thanks. -walks off-