a couple come in with their kids to get some carpet cut. They find the one and we (my co-worker and I) ask what size they need. “95” is the answer. I shoot back “95… square feet? Linear feet?” The lady looks at her phone and back up and says “Inches.” Really lady. So I flip out my personal phone and calculator that to be 8 linear feet. As we are unrolling it into the machine the guy says “Yeah 95 inches EXACTLY.” Co-worker explains to him that we sell it by the foot and not by the inch. Guy starts to laugh and says “Ok just close to 95 than.” We cut 8 foot and sent them on their way.