Monthly Archives: September 2017


September 2017

You charge for that now?

By |2017-09-16T21:15:07+00:00September 16th, 2017|Lowe's|

So I had a special phone call today. Come back from lunch, and there is a note on my desk: "Call Mrs_________ for wood quote". Ok, I thought. I'll get to that in a few. There was a customer wanting to get carpet cut. So as I'm cutting the carpet, the home decor associate hands me her phone, and says its for me. It's this customer. She wants to get measured for a wood install. Ok. I start the process by going through my typical qualifying remarks about lead time, estimate cost, etc. After that, I get into the [...]

What are YOU going to do about it?

By |2017-09-16T21:12:37+00:00September 16th, 2017|Lowe's|

Phone call from yesterday - Customer ordered some of the new SOS Mosaic on 9/8 Direct Delivery Her: "I was just checking on the status of my order" Me: "I left a voicemail regarding the status. It has been pushed back to 10/23" Her: "You said 9/18. Why has it been delayed a month and what are YOU going to do about it?" Me: "Ma'am, this is due to our vendor not being able to get the product to us on time. It has nothing to do with Lowe's or our individual store. We can only wait on the [...]

You got crackle?

By |2017-09-16T21:09:38+00:00September 16th, 2017|Lowe's|

Backstory: One paint associate just quit, one was fired, and two are on vacation. Needless to say, paint is a little understaffed right now. Yesterday morning there wasn't anyone in the department until 1pm. I was trying my best to cover it, but my product knowledge in paint is spotty at best. Custmer: I need CRACKLE... it's the stuff you put in cracks and then paint over it. Me: Oh, do you mean spackle? I can show you where that is. Customer: NO, I want CRACKLE. Ya know, you it puts a finish on the paint that looks like [...]

No.. can’t let them win

By |2017-09-16T21:07:01+00:00September 16th, 2017|Home Depot|

I have become a firm believer that some people in this world wake up every morning with the single goal of trying to make as many people as miserable as they are. Those kind of people I just smile and go out of the way to be extra nice too. Can't give them the satisfaction of winning.

So I can get both the 89 cents AND 10% off?

By |2017-09-16T21:05:24+00:00September 16th, 2017|Lowe's|

Cust - So you have this sale on Prego (yes I know) where we can get it for .89 and 10% off. Me - No you can get it for .89 for labor if we install. DIY people who install themselves will get 10% off. Cust - That is not what your sign says right there. (points to sign) Me - umm yes it does it say's either one or the other. Cust - so let me get this straight, if you guys install we don't get 10% off we just get the labor for .89. Me - yes [...]

Old Asian People

By |2017-09-06T23:11:39+00:00September 6th, 2017|Home Depot|

Why are old Asian people so rude and mean when they are in a retail store? You can be talking to a customer and they get between you and the customer you're helping and demand you stop what you're doing and help them. When you tell them you'll be with them in a minute they yell and say how bad of a person you are and carry on like a crazy person? I'm to the point where I believe they shouldn't be allowed in a retail store and need to just stay home so they can yell at clouds [...]